Boris Burns His (Garden) Bridges while Crimea makes the Most

Apart from the rest, what have we come to know about former London Mayor, current Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson, in recent times. Well, firstly, Boris’ profound loathing of Russian Crimea, something he takes every opportunity to vent, and vent.

And secondly, Boris’ love of bridges. Just a couple of months ago, Boris was declaring how he would like to build a bridge across the UK channel, to France, all 22 miles of it. That met with some discussion at the time.

But then, it turns out that Boris had been hiding from us just how deep his love of bridges goes. You see this week we learned that Boris, while Mayor of London, wanted so much to build a bridge crossing the Thames, between Temple and South Bank, that he poured over £40 million of taxpayers’ money into it. With not so much as a beam to show for it. Or rather not so much as a potted plant, perhaps, because Boris wanted to build a bridge … with a garden on it.

Perhaps like yourself, I’d never even seen a ‘Garden Bridge’ as a concept before, and after seeing the pictures, can clearly understand why. Gardens and bridges have distinct, and separate roles, something many could have surely explained to Boris for considerably less than £40 million of public money…

We learned all this with Boris called into a hearing as to where it all went wrong for that bridge, which will never be built. With his bridge, among other, credibility now in tatters, the ‘Boris Bridge’ over the channel will now surely stay as a bridge pipe-dream, albeit a far less expensive one than the Garden Bridge.

Meanwhile, in Crimea, president Putin has announced their epic, 19km bridge will open on budget, and around half a year earlier than had been projected, not December, but in the next few months. Think of all the tips Boris could have got from there, on his beloved subject, had he not, indeed, burned his bridges…

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